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Remind Me Why I'm Doing This Again? by flamethrower
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
07 Jun 2023
Agent Washington knows Church is the Alpha, even if Church is still firmly convinced that he's a ghost.
Wash wants this assault against Freelancer Command to work. He needs it to work. Which means...he's going to have to talk with this asshole AI who thinks he's a ghost.
Why is this his life? All Wash did was join the UNSC!