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Getting It Up

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Getting It Up
by royslady51 aka Ornery

Nightwing: Oh, come on.

Batman: Leave me alone!

Nightwing: It won't take long.

Batman: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Nightwing: I can't sleep without it.

Batman: Why do you think of things like this, on the few occasions we actually get to sleep at night, like normal people?

Nightwing: Because I'm hot.

Batman: You get hot at the damnedest times.

Nightwing: If you loved me, I wouldn't have to beg you.

Batman: If you loved me, you'd be more considerate.

Nightwing: You don't love me anymore.

Batman: Yes, I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Nightwing: (Sob-Sob)

Batman: Damn it! Oh all right,"

Nightwing: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Batman: I can't find it.

Nightwing: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Batman: There! Are you satisfied?

Nightwing: Oh yes, honey.

Batman: Is it up far enough?

Nightwing: Oh that's just fine.

Batman: Now go to sleep and from now on, when you want the damned window opened, do it yourself!