1 Work in The Pacifier
18 Apr 2009
Fandom(s): The Pacifier / Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Pairings: Shane Wolfe / Pee Wee Herman
Portrayed by: Vin Diesel / Paul Ruebens
Status: One Shot, or I will kill me.
Spoilers: Only appetites.
Series/Sequel: Are you out of your freaking minds!?!?!?!?!?!?
Brief Summary: Pee Wee lost his bike, and Shane finds Pee Wee. What did Shane ever do to deserve this?
Warnings: Sick, twisted, demented, I've run out of descriptors, sorry..... Non-Con.... forgive me, Shane.....
Notes: Mutated plot rhino, out of the blue, charged my ass.... bastard...... asterisks (*) denote thought..... a brief nod to X-Files...
Acknowledgments: Some of you actually wanted me to write this.....
Disclaimers: I only own any and all non canon characters, and the sick and twisted ideas that form these stories.