10 Works in The Martian - Andy Weir

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    bigsis144: You’d think you’re making first contact on a new planet… but no, there’s already a Chabad house there, doors open to all.
    gnomerino: There are a number of jokes about first contact situations where the aliens come to earth and have already encountered Chabadniks.

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    Watney dies. Watney dies. Watney dies. (Martinez is going to do this until he gets it right.)

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    Mark Watney is a beta. Well, he was when he left Earth.

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    The adventures of Mark Benjamin Watney, Mars astronaut, superhero, and stress baker extraordinaire.

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    The great love story of Chris Beck and Beth Johanssen, as told by Mark Watney, who they are trying to get into bed.

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    Earth, you are beautiful, I am never leaving you again.

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    2,136
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    You can go home again, but it's going to take seven months.

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    To the University of Chicago graduating class of 2051, I have only one thing to say to you: don't eat potatoes.

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    Five things that happen when you get stuck on Mars and have to be dramatically rescued. Or, Mark Watney meets pop culture.

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    Is there life on Mars? Yes. Yes, there is. Or, five things about Martians.

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    700
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