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A Little Black Lipstick Goes a Long Way by Zeebear
Fandoms: Markiplier - Fandom, Markiplier TV
14 Sep 2023
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Dark gets in the mood to dress up because his day's been stressful and he hasn't been able to 'goth up' in ages. Even with no where to go, he's enjoying himself.
Add his husband into the mix and it just gets horny from there.
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anon author attempts writing bdsm again, this time puppyplay🐶 basically izzy being reader's obedient dog for 1.4k words
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- Part 9 of (non)anonymous izzyfucker
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Mark has been working non-stop on cases and refuses to rest - so now its up to the Captain to convince him to take a break.
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Derek Derekson sold his son off to pay off his debts.
Eric went from thinking that the cult was going to kill him to finding out that not only is magic real - but so is the demonic man he was suppose to be sacrificed to.Despite the unusual circumstances, Dark still has a deal to make with a mortal.
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Two Men One Janitor's Closet by Zeebear
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier, Markiplier - Fandom
30 Jul 2023
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Stan the Dad and Camp Counselor Mark take a break together from being responsible adults.
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Cake by the Ocean by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
18 Jul 2023
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Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng enjoy ice cream, incest, and long walks on the beach. Fortunately, neither of them require a dating profile.“They don’t know.” He reminds his uncle.
Jiang Cheng turns to him, scowl softening, vulnerable underbelly exposed in the way he looks at Jin Ling, the emotions clear on his face. Fear, anxiety, shame.
Love, too. Always love.
His jiujiu sighs, obviously restraining himself from glancing around again, “I know. I still don’t like the stares.”
Jin Ling looks around, and it’s true, there are one or two people staring at them. It’s to be expected, really. They aren’t exactly the most conventional couple visible on this beach, even if no one here knows that they’re blood related.
He squeezes Jiang Cheng’s hand in his, reassuring, “Can you blame them?” He grins, shrugs, “They’re probably all jealous of me. Having such a handsome older man by my side.”
His uncle rolls his eyes and licks his ice cream.
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Chris teases Ash, and Ash teases him right back.
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Jonathan and Dio want to paint the club... Something.
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My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!Hol Horse has made his last mistake. Dio opts for a different kind of punishment.
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Throughout most of his life, Licorice Cookie had only shown loyalty to those who could provide him with respect. Just a smidgen of recognition, that was all he could ask for. But alas, that respect was unfairly difficult to find- to the point he started to believe he wasn’t deserving of such a thing.
Affogato Cookie was intent on proving him wrong- after all, without Licorice’s help, he wouldn’t have the Dark Cacao Kingdom wrapped around his finger right now. He owed that cookie ever so much, and he intended to repay the necromancer handsomely- and we’re not talking about gold here.
And so, with this mutually beneficial relationship, Licorice would receive the praise he deserved so much from the new king. The only aspect of this arrangement Affogato wasn’t quite sure about, was whether or not Licorice would agree to be more than just a political asset…
More than anyone had ever been to him…
More than the bed’s owner ever could have bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Licorice/???/Affogato Stories
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Ridin' Dirty by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
09 Jul 2023
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Jin Ling goes for a ride on his cousin Sizhui's new motorcycle, and things get heated.“How the hell did you convince your father to let you get one of those?” Jin Ling asks with a raised eyebrow as Lan Sizhui swings off of his shiny new motorcycle and removes his helmet, a bright grin on his face.
It’s a sleek thing; a deep, rich blue with silver accents, and a black leather seat big enough for two. There’s a sizable storage compartment at the rear.
His cousin shrugs, shaking out his long, silky hair and rounding the bike, looking unfairly hot in a leather jacket and gloves, following Jin Ling into the house, “I’m an adult, he can’t stop me.” Sizhui points out, and Jin Ling’s eyebrow rises even further because while that is theoretically true, there is no way Sizhui could have paid for a beautiful, brand new thing like that himself, “Besides, Baba has one, you know that. He helped.” Sizhui’s grin turns a little sheepish, and Jin Ling makes a face and shakes his head, bumping his shoulder into Sizhui’s as they head inside the house to wait for Jingyi and Zizhen to turn up for their first of many summer break movie marathons.
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The Sweet Taste of Regret by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
09 Jul 2023
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At long last, Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui have sex. A bad decision regarding the use of honey causes a mishap, and Jiang Wanyin comes to their rescue. They all have a bit of fun in the end.“Hey Sizhui,” Jin Ling muses out loud, staring up at the deep, deep blue sky from where he lies spread out on the grassy ground of one of the many spacious gardens of Jinlintai. Sizhui makes a questioning noise around a mouthful of fruit drizzled with honey, and Jin Ling continues, “Why haven’t we fucked yet?”
Sizhui snorts, laughs, and almost chokes on his food, swallowing and coughing as he pounds a hand on his chest, “Jin Ling!” He scolds, voice light still with laughter when he can speak again, after a few sips of tea.
Jin Ling looks up at him from the ground, eyebrow raised, “What’s wrong with you? If I didn’t know better I’d think you were a prude from that reaction.” He says with a huff, “I’ve literally fucked your husband in front of you. And I watched you have your way with Jiang Cheng at our orgy, among others.”
Sizhui shakes his head, and takes another bite of fruit before answering, “I just wasn’t expecting you to proposition me, is all.”
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- Part 19 of Throne Sex au
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Uncovered by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
09 Jul 2023
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Lan Wangji accidentally stumbles onto the erotica Lan Sizhui wrote when he was a teenager. Sizhui is mortified, especially considering just who the things he wrote were about.“We needed the space.” Lan Wangji says, by way of explanation, carefully placing a stack of paper between them. His tone is somewhat apologetic.
Lan Sizhui freezes, still as stone, as his eyes come to rest on the messily scrawled characters on the first page. His own hand, years old.
“I was tasked with clearing your room out and moving your belongings from the junior disciples’ quarters to your new home.” His father continues, “Two of the boxes you were keeping old papers in were moldy. I laid them out in the sun to air them out. I was not intending to invade your privacy.” He finishes softly.
Sizhui can’t look up, mouth open in shock, tears welling up in his eyes. He’d almost forgotten about these papers. They should have never seen the light of day.
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Letting Go by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
05 Jul 2023
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Jiang Yanli indulges her brother in a new kink, and finds she quite likes it herself.She gives a little huff of a laugh, and tugs again at the hand on her hip, not really expecting to budge it, “Didi!” She exclaims softly, “Don’t make me wet the bed!” She means it as a joke, but even in the dark she can see his cheeks flush at her words, can hear the way his breath hitches, feels the way his grip tightens.
She looks at him more carefully, and he refuses to meet her eyes, saying nothing.
“Jiang Cheng,” She says, more serious but still soft, words careful, “Do you want me to wet the bed?” No judgment in her voice, just curiosity. She needs to understand his thoughts, and he’s always been awful at voicing them.
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And Many Happy Returns by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
05 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng walks in on Jin Ling's friends giving him his birthday present: being fucked and pissed inside by one after the other. Sizhui asks him to stay and help, and how can he say no to that?The door slides open and the relief is instant, because Jin Ling is very obviously unharmed, but the sight that greets him is so far from anything he’s expecting that he just stands there in the doorway and stares, mouth slightly agape.
“Ah, fuck.” Swears Lan Jingyi, halfway to the door with a towel in hand, but not yet wrapped around his waist. He’s buck naked, and so is Jin Ling - that part was expected at least, his nephew had supposedly gone to take a bath, after all, and this is the bathroom - on his knees on the tiles surrounding the large, luxurious tub, with an equally naked Lan Sizhui kneeling behind him, holding him upright with an arm around his waist, chin hooked over his shoulder, watching Jiang Cheng with big, innocent looking eyes.
His nephew’s eyes are half-lidded, his jaw slack, a flush across his cheeks and down his chest.
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Like Glue by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
05 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng definitely needs to work on his communication skills, but thanks to Jin Guangyao, they still have a pleasant night with their nephew, in the end.His jiujiu relaxes again, and Guangyao squeezes his hand, interjecting, “Now that you understand the rules, do you still want to take this further? Tonight or another time, whatever you want, A-Ling.”
Jin Ling turns to him and nods, and his shushu leans forward and draws him into a kiss, just as warm and fierce as his jiujiu had been earlier, before he’d messed up. A bit more controlled, though.
When Jin Ling pulls away for a breath, he turns to see Jiang Cheng watching them closely, expression soft, and he reaches for him, “Jiujiu,” He implores, “Kiss me again?”
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- Part 2 of Nev's Ace!JC
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Risk and Reward by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
04 Jul 2023
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Mo Xuanyu likes taking risks, Jin Guangyao does not. In this case, though, the risk seems worth the reward. Maybe not for Xuanyu, though.Guangyao grabs the young man’s inner robe from the ground and throws it at him, “Get your fingers out of your ass and get dressed! Do you want to be caught?”
Xuanyu does not remove the fingers from his ass. He shrugs the robe off of his shoulder where it landed and rolls his eyes, “Relax, Ge. No one is coming. She’s having tea with guests, she’ll be busy for at least another hour. Will you fuck me now?”
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- Part 2 of Remember the Rules
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A Kiss... by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
04 Jul 2023
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A collection of unconnected drabbles for various ships, each revolving around a prompt for a different kind of kiss.
Mostly fluff and smut, but a few of them are quite angsty. Plenty of incest.
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The Beauty of Gray by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
04 Jul 2023
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Some Lan disciples find out about Lan Sizhui's Wen heritage, and Sizhui kills them in self defense. Lan Wangji takes his son on the run, and Lan Xichen does his best to protect them. Everything spirals from there.“I didn’t- I didn’t mean to do it, Bofu, you have to believe me,” Sizhui continues to speak, desperate and fast, so unlike his usual calm and collected demeanor, “They were calling me that, and saying other horrible things, and then one of them drew his sword and the other two went to grab me and I just…”
He gasps for breath and the words trail off, his crying intensifying.
‘Do not talk behind others’ backs.’
‘Do not make assumptions about others.’
‘Do not insult people.’
‘Do not hold grudges.’‘Do not take a life within the premises.’
“Shhh. It’s okay. It’s okay, xingan, I know you didn’t mean to, I know.”
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In the haze of it, the overload of too much, too much, John half-hears a voice, rough and low.
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Jiuced by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
02 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng cockwarms Jin Ling at his birthday banquet, and drinks quite a bit more wine than he should. Jin Ling's guests enjoy the entertainment, both friends and strangers alike.The food is lavish; small, expensive dishes spread out throughout the evening so that everyone stays comfortably full for the whole event. The current entertainment is a pair of Lan cultivators, playing a powerful piece of music, a duet on guqin and dizi - composed by Lan Sizhui, Jin Ling tells him quietly as he nuzzles his jiujiu’s ear - to instill happiness and high spirits in the audience. A quartet of dancing girls in beautiful flowing clothing sway to the music in the middle of the hall. The wine is delicious and unending as always, and Jiang Cheng has had far, far too much of it.
There should be a chill in the air, it being winter and all, but between the wine, the plentiful blazing braziers spread throughout the room, and his powerful golden core, Jiang Cheng can’t feel it.
He can’t feel it at all, despite the fact that he isn’t wearing a lick of clothing.
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- Part 11 of Throne Sex au
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To Have and To Hold by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
02 Jul 2023
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Jin Ling may be too late to stop the war or Wen Chao, but some things are still within his control. His jiujiu's happiness and his shushu's safety are first and foremost in his mind as he navigates the past.The two of them end up fighting back to back as Zidian tears through the horde like a storm and Jin Ling’s heart beats harder and faster in his chest than it has in a long time at the thrill of it. There’s a charge in the air as they finally sheath their swords and survey the battlefield, and he doesn’t know whether it’s from Zidian or the way Jiang Cheng is looking at him. He grins at his sect leader, high off of the exertion and the win, and dares to stand a little closer than is strictly proper as they regroup with the other disciples.
Jiang Cheng lets him. If anything he edges even closer as they walk together. Jin Ling couldn’t stop grinning if he tried as they fly back to Lotus Pier and debrief.
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- Part 2 of The Tale of Mèng Lí
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Not Proud of the Way I Love You by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
02 Jul 2023
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Nephews be like ‘I know a spot’ and take you to the cove you used to hang out at with your brother when you were kids.His nephew kisses his knuckles one by one, then winds their fingers together and places their hands on his chest. Jiang Cheng can feel his heart thumping, strong and slow, “Wei Wuxian and I used to come here when we were kids, you know. Whenever my mother was in a bad mood and taking it out on one or both of us, we’d find someplace to hide away for a while. This was one of our favorite spots.” He sighs, a bit wistful, “I haven’t come here in a long time.”
Jin Ling opens his eyes and turns toward him, smiling, “It’s a very peaceful place. Cozy. Romantic even.”
Jiang Cheng snorts at that, smirking, “Yes, I’m well aware of how ‘romantic’ you find this place.”
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- Part 9 of Throne Sex au
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A Weight Off Broad Shoulders by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
02 Jul 2023
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Jin Ling gets injured on a night hunt and Jiang Cheng helps him bathe afterwards.It’s been many years since Jin Ling has needed his help with this, and back then he was a child, a child under Jiang Cheng’s care. And care for him he did, happily and with love. But Jin Ling stopped needing this kind of care a long time ago, and he’s grown since. He’s grown into a fine young man. And that’s the problem. Because Jiang Cheng is running a soapy cloth over his nephew’s broad shoulders, and down his toned chest and back, wiping away the filth, and feeling filthy himself as he does it.
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- Part 6 of Nev's LingCheng Week 2022
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Playing A Game by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu, 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV]
02 Jul 2023
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Jin Ling decides he wants to cast off his human responsibilities for a day and be taken care of. His jiujiu is happy to oblige.“I want to play a game.” He’d said it one evening a few weeks earlier as they drank tea together in Jiang Cheng’s rooms.
His uncle raised one eyebrow, “A game?”
“I want to be a dog for a day. Your dog.”
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- Part 5 of Nev's LingCheng Week 2022
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