24 Works in Dorothy Zbornak [Golden Girls]

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    Oh god... This is so much crack. Yes, it's a Person of Interest crossover with The Golden Girls. In a word, John gets shot, and Harold needs to get them out of town to lay low for a while - so why not take them to someplace they'd never think to look?

    The original prompt in CommentFic was: Person of Interest, Harold Finch + or / John Reese, They fell asleep at John's apartment and woke up in Miami with the Golden Girls hovering over them.

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    Infamous Gypsy Jack Sparrow awakes alone with no clothes, no weapons, and no idea how he got to be in a saloon. As he pieces his life back together, what encounters will he have? What new friends might he make, and what harm may come from new enemies?

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    Bookmarks:
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    Dorothy waxes poetical while held in Blanche's loving embrace.

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    Summary: Miami, FL, where the buffalo poop, the eagles scream, and the Presidents . . .

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    Golden Girls
    Blanche/Dorothy
    Rating: R for nudity and romantic content
    Summary: Blanche shows Dorothy a whole new level of fun. 200-word drabble. Slash.
    Warnings: Femme Slash
    Disclaimer: Blanche, Dorothy, and the Golden Girls are © & TM their respective owners, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Prompt: 24 Writer's Choice - Multiple Deaths
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: The Waiting Room in heaven is packed.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    466
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Prompt: 22 Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix, plastic surgery
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Dorothy and Stan: a love story.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    247
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 21 Sprained or Strained muscle
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Blessed Silence.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    271
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    Prompt: 18 Sensory loss/impairment
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor - Alternate Universe
    Summary: The girls get super powers at a special cost.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
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    1,903
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 17 Psychological trauma
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Dorothy is traumatized.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls

    Language:
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    Words:
    479
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 15 Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord damage, stroke, migraines, clinical depression.
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: That does it!
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
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    485
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    1/1
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    Prompt: 14 Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail, stubbed toe, motion sickness
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: The Caribbean Cruise from Hell.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    568
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Dorothy meets a few of Rose's relatives.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 11. Frostbite/hypothermia
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Blanche has a bad experience with ice.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 10. Electric Shock
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Dorothy answers the question 'are we alone'.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    7
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    Prompt: 9. Drowning
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Blanche soup.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
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    295
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 8. Crushing Injury
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Sophia helps Dryphus move.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    Prompt: 7. Concussion
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Slaps to the head have a cumulative effect.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
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    Words:
    687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Prompt: 6 Cold/Flu/Fever
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor.
    Summary: Sick of listening to Blanche complain Dorothy has some fun.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
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    Prompt: 5 Cancer
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Dark Humor - Alternate Reality
    Summary: Rose has a special ability, she makes dead people.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 4 Bruises
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Sophia should have known, Dorothy always did like sports.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
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    563
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    Prompt: 3 Broken Bone
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: It's okay, I still had a lovely time.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    960
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Prompt: 2 Amputation
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults.
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Rose at her best.
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    778
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    10
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    Prompt: 1 Allergic Reaction
    Claim: General Golden Girls
    Rating: Mature Adults.
    Summary: Hey you, suckie suckie for five dolla?
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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