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    Scaramouche se fuerte

    (una parodia de "la kasa de enpeño" @ youtube)

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    In which Maul reliably shows up soon after every fight Obi-Wan has with another Darksider, to the point where there's a regular betting pool on the exact timing thereof.

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    So what if Yoda was actually a sith lord? And running the Jedi Order partly for funsies partly to see how bad he can screw them up. Reading legends, its not exactly a big leap of logic, so. Story will be told from various perspectives and reports and such, as things start to spread out. This is a fix it, so will quickly diverge from cannon. Also, Galidraan gets pushed way back to after Melida/Daan, because thats the only way I could make things fit (cannon timeline is absurd and I hate it so I'm throwing it out a window). Multiple disabled characters, who have realistic disabilities, and accommodations appropriate to what they need.

    cross posted from my Ao3

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    Fox had no intentions of committing murder today. Unfortunately, murder happened anyway, and now he's left with a corpse, a magic knife, and a ghost insisting he's now a Sith.

     

    or, alternately: Darth Vulpes' Very Bad Day.

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    The boys go out for Chinese food. Frank... is Frank. Brian loses his temper.

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    Crack!fic to end all Crack!fic. Pure and utter nonsense. Reader gets stuck in an elevator with actors from a fan convention.

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    Children ask all the questions. Nanny has all the answers.

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    It took a broken water pipe, an Ancient device, pod people and an alien conspiracy to make this love story. CRACK and SLASH Fic

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    “Do you know how many OSHA violations this place has?”

    HandUnit grumbled. “You are not allowed to question the choices of Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rentals. This may result in your termination.”

    [OR: Michael doesn't do his job. HandUnit tries to persuade him. Baby wants a snack.]

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    Obi-wan compares Dooku to Xanatos and Dooku has a Reaction.

    This is a silly oneshot that refuses to leave me alone. Words seem to be happening again, though. cross posted from my Ao3

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    The aftermath of Steve Jinks (WH13) finding an Ancient artefact and how Evan Lorne (SGA) and his team have to clean it up. Or do they?

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    Claire makes fun of her old geezer sappy parents for, among other things, being old sappy geezers.

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    In which Doctor Meredith Rodney McKay asks John Sheppard to accompany him to a wedding - which is really the Meade/Slater wedding that has taken Manhattan by storm. Oh, and Rodney's secret past in the world of high fashion suddenly is thrust into the spotlight.

    Takes place when John and Rodney are back on Earth, post Patrick Sheppard's death.

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    "Anyway," Rodney said, "PTX-R65 is a space gate above a planet with peculiar energy readings."

    "It's always strange energy readings," John said, earning his own kicked ankle.

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    There's been a new lab uncovered, and Rodney's spent all his time down there, so John goes to investigate.

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    The entire 'jumper run was really just supposed to be a resupply mission, taking a few necessary things that Rodney had asked for to the remote Ancient site on PLT-5R6. And seeing as how it was supposed to be a resupply run, it was given to Markham and Stackhouse to do. But seeing as how John hadn't seen Rodney, or the rest of his team for that matter, in almost a week, he decided to tag along. The whole thing had been rather pleasant.

    "Oh yeah, baby. Like that!" came from the sealed compartment behind him.

    Well mostly pleasant.

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    Evan couldn't help but let a sigh escape his lips. "So are the Colonel and I the only two military expedition members not getting laid right now?"

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    Maedhros needs to tell his father something.

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    This is inspired by this excerpt from "Sorry Aunt Petunia"

    “Let’s just dump them down,” Harry proposed. “It’s not like we’ll be going down there again, and nobody else should.”

    Hermione, shrugging, did just that.

    They could hear the crunch of breaking wood before they closed the trapdoor. At least the Devil’s Snare would get some enrichment.

    With nothing else to do, they left the chamber.

    so I ended up writing what if Professor Sprout gave Fred and George detention and had them help create/deliver enrichment items to some of the more exciting flora at Hogwarts.
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    The chain of events that had led a Vulcan woman to Earth, alone, crashed on an alien world light-years out of her way, was quite improbable. But statistics said that even improbable things must happen sometime.

    Or, the one where Hollywood star Cyd Charisse was a Vulcan.

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    The Lich King chooses his new Deathlord.

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    Oh god... This is so much crack. Yes, it's a Person of Interest crossover with The Golden Girls. In a word, John gets shot, and Harold needs to get them out of town to lay low for a while - so why not take them to someplace they'd never think to look?

    The original prompt in CommentFic was: Person of Interest, Harold Finch + or / John Reese, They fell asleep at John's apartment and woke up in Miami with the Golden Girls hovering over them.

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    It all started when Eggsy wanted to do something special for Merlin for Christmas. -- Kingsman/Still Game crossover

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    Kingsman/Still Game crossover

    Alternate scene from ep 1.2 of Still Game: Faimly -- goes from the premise that Jack and Victor are retired Kingsman.

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    Things are still a miss but at least none of them have to go through it alone.

    More Kingsman/Still game

    Characters: Jack, Victor, Isa, Merlin/Eggsy 

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