2 Works in Canon Typical Humor
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue, HALO
22 Sep 2022
Church is now officially blaming Washington for this shit. Wasn't being alive again complicated enough?
or the fancier version:
"In the case of all things which have several parts and in which the totality is not, as it were, a mere heap, but the whole is something beside the parts, there is a cause; for even in bodies contact is the cause of unity in some cases, and in others viscosity or some other such quality. And a definition is a set of words which is one not by being connected together, like the Iliad, but by dealing with one object.—What then, is it that makes man one...?" -Aristotle
- Part 2 of The Whole is Not the Same
Washington didn't need another voice in his head. He didn't like it the first time it happened, and he never wanted to repeat the experience.
Church would just like to point out that none of this shit is his fault. At all.
- Part 1 of The Whole is Not the Same