Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #1: Bullet proof vests aren't.
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- Part 1 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #2: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too.
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- Part 2 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #4: Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
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- Part 3 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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fic based on Murphy's Cop's Law #5: High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
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- Part 4 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based of Murphy's Cops Law #6: If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
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- Part 5 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #7: Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
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- Part 6 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cop Law #8: Flash suppressors don't really.
Fandom: Megamind
Characters: Megamind/Roxanne, Minion, Metro Man
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- Part 7 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #9: If you have ‘cleared’ all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
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- Part 8 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #10: If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at. -- Nicholas/Danny, Andy/Andy
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- Part 9 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #11: Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
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- Part 10 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #12: If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on `Eyewitness News'.
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- Part 11 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #13: Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Narco investigators, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.
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- Part 12 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #15: If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions.
Fandom: Modern Family
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- Part 13 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #16: You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
Fandom: The Good Guys. Characters: Dan Stark and Jack Bailey
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- Part 14 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Small fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #18: From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
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- Part 15 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #19: On any call, there will always be more "bad guys" than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
Fandom: The Tudors Characters: Princess Mary Tudor, Ambassador Eustace Chapuys
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- Part 16 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Fic based off Murphy's Cops Law #20: The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets.
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- Part 17 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #21: Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
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- Part 18 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #22: You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boomer". (or in this case Fiona)
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- Part 19 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #23: The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off.
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- Part 20 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #24: If a large group of bikers is “holed-up” in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker “holed-up” in a house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. team.
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- Part 21 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #25: The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.
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- Part 22 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #26: Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch.
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- Part 23 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #27: Laser sights work both ways. -- pairing Jacob/Bra'tac
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- Part 24 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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based on Murphy's Cops Law #28: Cops arrive late to the scene of crime.
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- Part 25 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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based on Murphy's Cops Law #29: The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waist line.
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- Part 26 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #30: The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
fandom: Keeping Up Appearances Characters: Richard and Hyacinth BucketSeries
- Part 27 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #31: In general, a persons’ innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.
implied Matt/George/Susan
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- Part 28 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #32: Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
Pairing: Dave Rossi/Derek Morgan
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- Part 29 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #33: Swiderski’s Law: Every thorough investigation leads to confusion.
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- Part 30 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #34: Your testimony in court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
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- Part 31 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #35: Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket. It will leave him with a better impression of your services.
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- Part 32 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #36:
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
Fandom: Archer Threesome: Lana Kane/Sterling Archer/Ray Gillette
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- Part 33 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #38: Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.
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- Part 34 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Small fic based on Murphy's Cop's Law #39: Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the Sgt., who doesn't want to be called.
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- Part 35 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #41: If a meter maid tells you that you can park there, then most likely you will get a ticket.
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- Part 36 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Based on Murphy's Cops Law #42: “Spill-proof” lids containing steaming hot coffee, aren’t.
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- Part 37 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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based on Murphy's Cops Law #43: "Two beers, officer" is always two more than they should have had.
Fandom: Lake Placid Pairing: Hank/Hector
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- Part 38 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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Basd on Murphy's Cops Law #44: You're right, there is no justice. Just us.
Fandom: Robin Hood (2010) Characters: Robin Longstride, Little John, Will Scarlett, omc
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- Part 39 of Murphy's Cops Laws