Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space
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After the Master is dead and the world is restored, the Jones family is stuck with the memories of horrors they will never forget. Jack Harkness isn't exactly happy about it, either, but they're still going to wait, all of them, for the Doctor to come back from a burning pyre.
Or: The Doctor decides to replace his emotions with all of the words he can voice in one sitting, as usual.
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Innocuous by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens [Books - Gaiman/Pratchett], Good Omens [TV - 2019], Good Omens
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
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Someone decides that the only way to deal with two annoying troublemakers is to stash them somewhere out of the way, possibly to be conveniently forgotten. Crowley and Aziraphale, however, are not exactly the forgettable types.
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Eridu by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens [Books - Gaiman/Pratchett], Good Omens [TV - 2019], Good Omens
04 Aug 2019
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A deleted/missing/extended scene from Innocuous detailing what really went down at an inn located in Sumer in 3027 BC.
A serpent/demon still named Crawly is absolutely Done With Everything, and Aziraphale, in return, is completely baffled, because this is really not how the scene is supposed to go.Series
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Revelations by flamethrower
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who [2005], Good Omens, Good Omens [Books - Gaiman/Pratchett], Good Omens [TV - 2019]
05 Aug 2019
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The Doctor was just trying to respond to a voicemail and go to the right place. Two things wrong, of course: 1) she forgot she had voicemail (and that older mobile) for two thousand years, so she's running a bit late, and 2) the TARDIS has her own idea of when and where they should go first...as usual.
1:19: "Write, therefore, what you have seen: both what is now and what will take place later."
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The Serpent and The Storm by flamethrower
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Good Omens, Doctor Who [2005], Good Omens [Books - Gaiman/Pratchett], Good Omens [TV - 2019]
13 Feb 2022
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Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.
Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.
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